Tuesday, April 21, 2009

WHY CAN'T I GET MY MUSIC FROM MY iPOD TO MY COMPUTERRRRRRR!!!!

Hi there. I couldn't help but notice you were in the middle of a frustrated super rant about the apparent inability to move music and videos from your iPod to your computer.
Well, I'm here to tell you you can!!

Try it out, it's pretty awesome.

What the hell is Snow Leopard?


Unbeknownst to the mass majority of Mac users a new version of their (generally) beloved Mac OS X is coming sometime this summer.
Code named "Snow Leopard," the not-entirely-new operating system is being touted by Apple as being primarily a back end update. In other words, it's not going to look much different, but it's going to be faster, much faster. Which is why the only added a word to the previous current Leopard name.
Vastly improved performance will be achieved by making OS X run entirely in 64-bit code. To most people this doesn't mean much. In essence, it means your Mac will be able to take advantage of an almost limitless amount of RAM memory, which will make headache inducing levels of multitasking possible.
In addition, Apple is planning to employ a new technology code named:
Chemical X!!!
Thus the power puff girls were.... wait.. um... thats not right...

I meant to say, code named "Grand Central." Now, you may be saying "'Grand Central' sounds like a fancy new park in New York City," but it's not (sorry for getting your hopes up). It's actually a new technology that lets the Mac OS use multi core processors (e.g. Intel Core 2 Duo) far more efficiently, which will make most Macs bought within the last 2 years run even faster than they do now.
Finally, Apple is pioneering another new software technology called Open CL. The idea is simple: pretty much all computers have another very powerful graphics processing chip sitting around doing almost nothing (unless you're playing a computer game). Apple is going to change that. On their website apple states in very cool techie speak that it will "tap the vast gigaflops of computing power currently locked up in the graphics processing unit." Which means this once useless chip (to most people anyways) is going to be helping your computer run your day to day things faster!!
So, that's a rundown of Snow Leopard, it's gonna be awesome!!

Funny-Ass Video of the Week (9)

This week, I present to you, living proof that a British accent can make almost anything sound funny.
Also, watching stuff in slow motion is pretty awesome. Enjoy.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

A slideshow of pics from my blog

Now watch and be AamMaaazZZeeDD

Funny-Ass Video of the Week (8)

Have you ever wanted to learn something cool just to get laid?
So have I, and our friends at Collegehumor.com seem to have the same idea.
It's like they can read my mind.

Watch.
Laugh.
Get laid (or not).

Friday, April 3, 2009

Funny-Ass Video of the Week Compilation!

For all of my new viewers, here's a link to see all of the Funny-Ass Videos of the Week in one convenient place!
Get ready to laugh your ass off!

... Gets me thinking though, could you really laugh so hard that your ass fell off?

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

The future of the iPhone


The second coming of the iPhone is closing in upon us. Although Apple makes sure that as many people as possible are unaware until it's arrival, the iPhone 2 has been referenced to not only in the code of the new iPhone OS 3.0 software, but also in early versions of the upcoming Mac OS X Snow Leopard (Mac OS X 10.6).
So, what will Apple put in the new version of the Jesus phone?

Well, if I had to guess, I would say they are going to add:
  1. Support for video recording (If they don't put it in this time I'm gonna punch Steve Jobs in the face).
  2. A faster processor for smoother performance.
  3. A more powerful graphics processing chip for more advanced and better looking games.
  4. A thinner profile (yes it's possible).
  5. Better battery performance.
  6. More memory.
Those are the plausible additions. Now for the crazy one's, because what's life without dreaming big?
  1. A removable battery (it's just not Apple's style, they'll probably never do this).
  2. An SD memory expansion slot.
  3. Flash for the camera.
  4. A user-facing camera for video calling!
  5. A set of huge speakers that spontaneously grow out of the sides of the phone!
  6. An attachment that automatically cleans my toilet!
  7. A pair of massive robotic arms that blow stuff up!!!
  8. A super soaker attachment!
.... Sigh, a man can dream!! A man.... can dream...