The future of the iPhone

The second coming of the iPhone is closing in upon us. Although Apple makes sure that as many people as possible are unaware until it's arrival, the iPhone 2 has been referenced to not only in the code of the new iPhone OS 3.0 software, but also in early versions of the upcoming Mac OS X Snow Leopard (Mac OS X 10.6).

So, what will Apple put in the new version of the Jesus phone?

Well, if I had to guess, I would say they are going to add:

1. Support for video recording (If they don't put it in this time I'm gonna punch Steve Jobs in the face).
2. A faster processor for smoother performance.
3. A more powerful graphics processing chip for more advanced and better looking games.
4. A thinner profile (yes it's possible).
5. Better battery performance.
6. More memory.

Those are the plausible additions. Now for the crazy one's, because what's life without dreaming big?

1. A removable battery (it's just not Apple's style, they'll probably never do this).
2. An SD memory expansion slot.
3. Flash for the camera.
4. A user-facing camera for video calling!
5. A set of huge speakers that spontaneously grow out of the sides of the phone!
6. An attachment that automatically cleans my toilet!
7. A pair of massive robotic arms that blow stuff up!!!
8. A super soaker attachment!

.... Sigh, a man can dream!! A man.... can dream...